Pippin has really been taking this "Pugfather" thing to heart. He's been going around quoting Marlon Brando constantly! So he's doing the work today with his Brando impressions!
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you'd come to me in friendship, then this scum that ruined your daughter would be suffering this very day. And if by chance an honest man like yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you.
You think you're too good for me? Nobody's too good for me. Anybody thinks they're too good for me, I make sure I knock 'em over sometime.
You don't understand! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, Charley, let's face it.