I also don't know how such a skinny and pathetic looking thing can think that he is so hot with the ladies. I, the Moose, am in perfect shape, quite the muscular pug. I have gained Jasmine's affections by being quiet and restrained. She respects that much more than the aggressive humping!
Can you see how ridiculous this is? This boy needs to eat, yet he ignores the bowl of food right next to him and instead keeps a close eye on Bernice's back side!
The dog finally did calm down after a while. He seems to prefer lying on the floor as opposed to the big soft bed. How barbaric! He is quite a project...our Eliza Doolittle! Let's see..."The pugs on the rug are pictured on the mug..."
Yes, we are speaking about you, Edward...
At least his bathroom skills have improved. Mommy and Daddy are making sure to send him out frequently to make sure he knows that THAT is where he is supposed to relieve himself. It appears to be helping...
His personality has already improved. When he first arrived in our home, he was afraid to come back inside after being let out. He even cowered as if he was used to being struck if he tried to get inside. But now he runs outside and explores the yard happily and just as happily hops back in through the door!
As always, pug hugs and kisses,
Ernie and the Pug Posse