Thursday, July 9, 2009

Proof of an alien invasion...

Psst...Jasmine here...I have photographic evidence of an alien that has infiltrated the Posse... If you follow our Mommy on FaceBook, you know about her frustration with the ant infiltration. Well, Aunt Laura (Salinger's Mommy) suggested sprinkling cornmeal in the areas where the ants are and they will eat it, it will expand in their bellies, and they will burst, thus ending the ant problem. So Mommy got some cornmeal from the store yesterday since there was none in the kitchen and she sprinkled it in the problem areas which are carpeted. We all checked it out, but it wasn't anything worth licking up from the carpet that we've shed all over. Except for one...
Do you see it? The yellow spots on her chin? Yes, the one that we've been referring to as the alien, the one that bit me and poisoned me with her evil venom, Bernice was licking up the cornmeal from the carpet...
Apparently the cornmeal acted as some sort of muscle relaxant because she let her true alien identity appear...
I know, it's pretty scary! But don't worry, Pippin and I are on to her and we will keep an eye on her! We will do everything we can to keep her from contacting the mother ship!
Pug hugs and kisses!
Jasmine and the Pug Posse

9 comments:

The Devil Dog said...

Wow, Jasmine, look at that alien, that is truly scary, lol!

Roxy

PS Great Wednesday photos.

Salinger The Pug said...

Mom is seriously going to have a talk with that girl on Saturday. What is Neecy thinking???

I sure hope that cornmeal works...mom is all flipped out that she might be shunned and excommunicated from Bloggerland if it doesn't work!!!!

Becky said...

I think she is really pretty harmless! Cornmeal, huh? Hope it works!

The Great Rock Eater said...

Way to stay alert Jasmine!! We're counting on you and Pippin to keep the alien in check and protect our planet.

Tweedles -- that's me... said...

This is soooo funny!
And good luck on wiping out the population. Mom did not know that.
Hope the Aliens are friendly!
love
tweedles

Hank said...

Dang, Jasmine, honey! I think ya oughtta send this to The National Enquirer!

Pearl said...

Neecy! You look scary, sweetie!

Chewie said...

The lil aliens are everywhere! I have not tried the cornmeal test yet. did her stomach burst? Maybe she needs more. I have been seeking the return path to the mothership and will keep you informed.

*snort*
Chewie

Lex said...

What a creepy picture! lol